GIVEAWAY: Name Your Own Bonobos Pants

This sponsored post is brought to you by Bonobos.

Monday through Thursday, what do you wear to work? If you work in a business casual environment, you probably get out of the shower and throw on the closest pair of khakis or black dress pants and whatever shirt matches just like the guys we see walking around the city. You know the pants don’t fit like they should, they’re not all that comfortable and they’re probably one wash away from their untimely demise. Bonobos is the light at the end of the proverbial tunnel because they get it. Their pants (particularly the chinos) fit like a pair of pants should and they’re engineered with cool details like plaid pocket lining, nickel slide snaps and they’re available in every color under the sun. But don’t just take our word for it, slide into some Bonobos pants and figure out for yourself why they’re quickly going to replace your favorite pair of jeans.


Bonobos has pulled out all the stops to show as many people as possible why business casual doesn’t have to feel like prison.

Step 1: Head over to Check out the cords, the chinos and the shorts to get a feel for the style, the colors and the vibe of all the pants – basically, everything that makes Bonobos an extraordinary pair of pants. We know, there are a lot of options to choose from, but your time will be well spent. When you’re done (it took us a good hour to get through all of them), come back here to finish your adventure. Don’t worry, we’ll wait.

Step 2: Now that you’re back, check out these Bonobos pants (these are the ones we want you to name):

Step 3: Name these Bonobos pants by leaving a comment below. Please, only 1 entry per person. (Only your first entry will be counted.)

When the Giveaway is over on 10/10, there will be 11 big winners.

Grand Prize Winner: Bonobos is actually going to name a pair of pants after your winning entry. You’ll also get a $500 credit to shop at

10 Runners-up: Each of you will get a $100 credit to

Everyone’s a Winner: Each and every one of you reading this is going to get 20% off and Free Shipping from with coupon code COOLMATERIAL

Official Rules


  • Paul Galimba

    The big boss “Head Honcho”

  • Aja

    The Vera Badley’s

  • Pedro Jofre

    Pants party (like in anchorman) or there is party in my chinos

  • Ken

    Paisley Pandelbrots

  • Eric telford

    The panty droppers

  • Robin

    Mr. Otieese

  • Braxton Adams

    The Pantdanas

  • Daniel Allegri

    Cut & Paisley

  • Teddy Pango

    Paisley Oatmeal

  • Jeff Bandy

    loud and proud

  • Christian

    Dude Ranch pants

  • Joy Q

    “RANDY” -feeling great sexual desire

  • Mike Krouse


  • Nathan

    wallflower power

  • Nathan

    “wallflower power”

  • Doug

    “the life of the party”

  • christopher


  • Jeremy W.

    Grandpa’s Handerchief

  • Alfredo Ortiz

    Bandino Chino

  • Brian

    Morning Wood.

  • Brendan

    ‘Subtly is My Middle Name’

  • Galo Naranjo

    Eggplant Blues.

  • john

    blue shagalicious………

  • …tom…

    “Good Gawd”

  • Jake

    Paisley Waisley!

  • Doug Schmidt

    Welsh Pairs
    A play on the name “WELSH PEARS” which was one of the names for paisley back in the 1880’s

  • Michael Chase

    A Tad Paisley

  • John Stockman

    Paisley Daze of Winter

  • Thomas Tymstone

    “Could this be magic”

  • fred

    Cash Meere

  • Aaron

    Crip Whips

  • Kel


  • Will

    Renfrewshire Trousers

  • KissFrenchy

    Princey Pair -o- Pants

  • Ron

    Classic Amoeba

  • Connor

    Swelly Blues

  • Ian M

    Young Gatsby

  • Eric

    Presumptuous Paisley

  • http://coolmaterial mark allegri

    “Perfecty Paisley”

  • Joshua

    Paise the King

  • Drew

    Paisley Showdown

  • Ben

    Amoeba Blue

  • Ben

    Paisley Perfection

  • Chong

    Blue Crush

  • Anson


  • peanuts

    Yankee Chiefs

  • Milo

    Monkey Spunk

  • Steve

    Paisley for Cocktails

  • Leo

    Summer of Love

  • marc

    The Brilanders