It doesn’t matter how many iPads, Kindles, Nooks, insert next-next-gen ereader here get released, the end result is still the same – countless hours of reading. Frankly, our attention spans are way too short for that. Do you really want to read Pride and Prejudice or Harry Potter: The Goblet of Fire? If it’s not the zombie version of Jane Austen and there’s no schoolgirl Emma Watson we don’t. Better Book Titles is a website that simplifies the whole book thing by cutting out everything between the covers. Moby Dick? “A Whale Goes Old Testament on Some Whale Hunters” sums it up pretty well. How about the Merriam Webster Thesaurus? This Paper is Due in ONE HOUR! New Edition: What’s another word for “juxtapose”? With Better Book Titles you can feel free to judge books by their covers.