20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer

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There are a lot of things we all know about beer – it’s delicious, we’re all geniuses after consumption, and you can never have enough of it.  Knowing these things will not get you free beers, but The Oatmeal has twenty things that just might.

For instance, if the ancient Babylonians PBR’d a batch they wouldn’t be endeared as “hipsters” for all eternity – they would be drowned… in the beer they just created. The medulla oblongata may make alligators ornery, but get beer in it and there goes the neighborhood. You lose control of things like breathing and hear rate. According to medical professionals the world over that’s a bad thing.

On the upside though, Vikings believed there were titties filled with an endless supply of beer waiting for them in Valhalla. They might have been goat utters, but that still counts. The only thing better than boobs would be boobs that lactated beer. Until then, you have some new conversation starters for the bar.

Check out the infographic at The Oatmeal

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