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Greeting cards aren’t a man’s game. We have a hard time being all sticky sweet and conveying our “feelings.” It gets doubly hard when you’re giving that card to your pops. Normally, instead of writing a note inside a card, we just crack a beer with our old man and shoot the shit, however, if your dad’s got a sense of humor, consider one of these.


“Knocked Up” Father’s Day Card – $4


“Chuck Norris” Father’s Day Card – Link


“You’re Neat” Father’s Day Card – Link


“Golf Lover” Father’s Day E-card – Link


“Commonality” Father’s Day E-card – Link


“Not the Worst” Father’s Day Card – $4


Letterpress Father’s Day Card – $6


“To the Coolest Dad Around” – Link


“Set Straight” Father’s Day Card – $5


“We Still Love You” Father’s Day Card – $5


“Raised Better” Father’s Day Card – $5


“Up For Adoption” Father’s Day Card – $4


“Happy F-ing Father’s Day” Card – $4


“Happy Father’s Day MotherF’er” Card – $4


“Thanks” Father’s Day Card – $6


“You Da Man” Father’s Day Card – $3


“FanTASCHEtic” Father’s Day Card – $4


“Strongest Swimmer” Father’s Day Card – Link

 

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.