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Greeting cards aren’t a man’s game. We have a hard time being all sticky sweet and conveying our “feelings.” It gets doubly hard when you’re giving that card to your pops. Normally, instead of writing a note inside a card, we just crack a beer with our old man and shoot the shit, however, if your dad’s got a sense of humor, consider one of these.


“Knocked Up” Father’s Day Card – $4


“Chuck Norris” Father’s Day Card – Link


“You’re Neat” Father’s Day Card – Link


“Golf Lover” Father’s Day E-card – Link


“Commonality” Father’s Day E-card – Link


“Not the Worst” Father’s Day Card – $4


Letterpress Father’s Day Card – $6


“To the Coolest Dad Around” – Link


“Set Straight” Father’s Day Card – $5


“We Still Love You” Father’s Day Card – $5


“Raised Better” Father’s Day Card – $5


“Up For Adoption” Father’s Day Card – $4


“Happy F-ing Father’s Day” Card – $4


“Happy Father’s Day MotherF’er” Card – $4


“Thanks” Father’s Day Card – $6


“You Da Man” Father’s Day Card – $3


“FanTASCHEtic” Father’s Day Card – $4


“Strongest Swimmer” Father’s Day Card – Link

 

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.