seabreacher

It’s a shark-shaped personal watercraft thingy that can do 50 mph above water and then dive down like a damn submarine and do 25 mph under the water. If your mind is not completely blown right now with childlike glee, something is wrong with you. Or maybe you’re dead. Or a robot. Either way, the Seabreacher X does all those things and does them well. A 260 hp engine supplies the go–enough to propel the Seabreacher out of the water and into the air. It has a video camera mounted on it’s top/dorsal fin that feeds an LCD screen in the cockpit to facilitate underwater navigation, as well as a full stereo system and iPod dock. The only way it could be cooler is if it had laser guns.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.