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Apparently in today’s fast paced digital world if it can’t be said in 140 characters it’s simply not worth saying at all. Actually there really is something to be said for the simplicity of getting an idea across in as few words as possible and some twitterers have made it an art form. Everyone’s got something to tweet in this memorable collection including average unemployed shlubs as well as famous actors and comedians like Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Silverman, Stephen Colbert, Margaret Cho and tons more.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.