The Ninja Handbook

Know the difference between "Hiya" and "HAI YA!" with The Ninja Handbook. Ask a Ninja has revealed the secrets of how to become a deadly hilarious ninja master. The book includes important tips and “slice and stab” flowcharts to transform you from a "nonja" into something altogether scarier. You'll learn to replace your greetings like "Hello" with various head punches and how to defeat the neighbor’s evil beast that is cleverly disguised as a pomeranian.Source