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There are two schools of thought when it comes to Christmas movies: Die Hard or everything else. For those of you who feel McClane triumphing over Hans Gruber is the ultimate feel good holiday story there’s finally an illustrated tome to go along with the moving picture. That’s right, Die Hard is now a Christmas book. A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic is “a delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie.” Machine guns! European terrorists! Cops saving the day! Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem this book is destined to become an instant holiday classic. Oh yeah, there’s also a special disclaimer that this book “contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.” In other words, yippie ki-yay *expletive deleted*, you finally found a Christmas book you’ll enjoy busting out year after year.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.