From the best-selling author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes a twisted tale of history and horror. Author Seth Grahame-Smith uncovered the secret lost journal of Abraham Lincoln that not only chronicles the events of the Civil War but of the battle against Vampirism. For a book with such a hilariously low-brow title, there’s surprisingly a lot of rich history. You might actually learn stuff other than how to slay a confederate Vampire.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.