From the best-selling author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes a twisted tale of history and horror. Author Seth Grahame-Smith uncovered the secret lost journal of Abraham Lincoln that not only chronicles the events of the Civil War but of the battle against Vampirism. For a book with such a hilariously low-brow title, there’s surprisingly a lot of rich history. You might actually learn stuff other than how to slay a confederate Vampire.
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