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XMas Declarations Grenade Ornaments

XMas Declarations Grenade Ornaments

You’re an adult now and it’s time to realize that Christmas isn’t just about getting cool sh*t, but about giving. And if you’re family is anything like ours, it’s also about fighting. That’s why this ornament from Suck UK fits the season perfectly. By purchasing a XMas Declarations Grenade Ornament you’re supporting Ctrl.Alt.Shift’s fight against global conflict while revealing your family get-together for the war-zone it really is. Remarkably realistic, the ornament hangs by the grenade safety pin… as if you needed more reasons to be on edge during the holidays.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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