XMas Declarations Grenade Ornaments

XMas Declarations Grenade Ornaments

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You’re an adult now and it’s time to realize that Christmas isn’t just about getting cool sh*t, but about giving. And if you’re family is anything like ours, it’s also about fighting. That’s why this ornament from Suck UK fits the season perfectly. By purchasing a XMas Declarations Grenade Ornament you’re supporting Ctrl.Alt.Shift’s fight against global conflict while revealing your family get-together for the war-zone it really is. Remarkably realistic, the ornament hangs by the grenade safety pin… as if you needed more reasons to be on edge during the holidays.

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The flask, by nature, is a clandestine item. It slips in and out of interior suit pockets on the sly. Why not bring an added dose of covertness to the whole ordeal with this All Black ZYX Flask. The stainless steel flask sports a mysterious motif that’s supported by the alphabet being curiously printed in reverse on the front. Each All Black ZYX Flask holds 6 ounces of the good stuff. If an MI6 agent were to take a swig on the job, we like to imagine this would be his flask of choice.

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