XMas Declarations Grenade Ornaments

XMas Declarations Grenade Ornaments

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You’re an adult now and it’s time to realize that Christmas isn’t just about getting cool sh*t, but about giving. And if you’re family is anything like ours, it’s also about fighting. That’s why this ornament from Suck UK fits the season perfectly. By purchasing a XMas Declarations Grenade Ornament you’re supporting Ctrl.Alt.Shift’s fight against global conflict while revealing your family get-together for the war-zone it really is. Remarkably realistic, the ornament hangs by the grenade safety pin… as if you needed more reasons to be on edge during the holidays.

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