turtle-pen

Handwriting things is more personal, more creative and frequently more convenient than typing. If you didn’t have a pen, how would you doodle during meetings you’re forced to attend but have no reason to be at? How would you write thank you notes to your gramma for that $20 she sends you regardless of how many times you insist she doesn’t? Sign for a package? The point is, every man needs at least one high quality pen. Turtle Pens has four. Available in two makes (work and play) and four models (white, black, green and red), each pen is stainless steel and features a Turtle Pen reverse pen mechanism to expose the “turtle head” (keep it to yourself) from it’s comfortable resting place. Instead of pushing in to click the head into place, you pull and it snaps back exposing the head. The only thing it’s missing is the ability to make your doodles better.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.