Plastic army men are a childhood staple, like GI Joes, Transformers, and those weird make your own edible bug kits. They were a lot of fun to blow up, melt, and stick in the VCR, but they weren’t the most relatable toys for all of us. We’d much rather set up a sick ass skate park than plan strategic military strikes (we get enough of that from most first person shooters), and the makers of Toy Boarders get that. Toy Boarders come in packs of 24 and include 8 different poses, like tail grab and ollie. Not only are these really cool and modern, it finally makes sense for figures to have little boards under them for reasons other than balance.