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Don’t jab yourself (or your date) in the thigh with a bulky keychain bottle opener. The credit cared sized Wally Wallet Sized Bottle Opener fits neatly into your wallet and looks much smoother when you pull it out to open a bottle.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.