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The Fucking Card Collection

By Cool Material Guest
March 17, 2009
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The Fucking Card Collection

Sappy greetings got you down? Enlist the help of 16 Sparrow’s Fucking Card Collection. From “Happy Fucking Birthday” to “Congratufuckinglations,” you can express your emotions the only way you know how – with expletives. But before you seal your fate, tuck a 20 inside. Cheap bastard.

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