Tactical Dog Leash

It's late, your already in you PJs and the dog is scratching at the door. You glance at the clock and realize it's 1:30 in the morning and the park isn't safe at night. It's okay, you just reach for your tactical dog leash. Okay so you probably won't actually be taking down any bad guys with this knuckle leash, but you can at least give off the impression that you're not to be messed with despite what your Lhasa apso, Nibbles may say about you.