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These paperweights will not only keep your papers from blowing around the office, but will also remind you to grab a cold one when you get home. The 6 cans are weighted with 8 ounces of cast aluminum each, which will hold down even the thickest of files. The all-silver finish will ensure that the boss won’t get the wrong idea when he steps inside to chat.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.