Nelson Industrial Nozzle

Look, standing in your yard and watering the flowers isn’t exactly going to redefine the idea of masculinity.  I mean, it’s admirable that you take care of your garden, but… it’s not going to make you feel like a badass.  The folks at Nelson Industrial decided to incorporate a little awesome into this activity by designing a high-flow garden hose nozzle that operated much the same way a fire hose nozzle does: push forward to bring the juice, pull back to stem the flow.  Now you can at least pretend you’re putting out fires, even though you’re just hosing down the begonias.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.