Nelson Industrial Nozzle

Look, standing in your yard and watering the flowers isn’t exactly going to redefine the idea of masculinity.  I mean, it’s admirable that you take care of your garden, but… it’s not going to make you feel like a badass.  The folks at Nelson Industrial decided to incorporate a little awesome into this activity by designing a high-flow garden hose nozzle that operated much the same way a fire hose nozzle does: push forward to bring the juice, pull back to stem the flow.  Now you can at least pretend you’re putting out fires, even though you’re just hosing down the begonias.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.