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Before mustaches were corrupted by god damned hipsters, they were worn proudly by general badasses, pornstars (male), and chefs. The guys behind the Mas Guapo spice blend have taken back the chef-stache and created a mix of organic herbs and spices that will make a variety of dishes go from tasty to $#&@ing slammin’. More than that, each container comes with a little gift: a faux stache.  So when you’re done turning that roast chicken, pork tenderloin, or beef tri-tip into a bitch slap of culinary excellence, you can don the facial hair, cheers your cohorts, and curse hipsters. Because they need to be cursed continually.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.