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Usually opening a bottle of wine or a cold beer is a mundane action, something that happens as you make small talk with your companion or amongst your pals. But with the Handlebar–a bottle opener with an old-time villainous mustache shape for a handle–we think you’ll be compelled to add a bit of sinister flair to the occasion. Twitch your nose, curse the forces of good, shake your fist at the sky, twirl your mustache/corkscrew tips, and then get on with it, because the joke is now over and your friends are still thirsty and now annoyed. Opens both wine and beer bottles.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.