handlebar-moustache-opener

Usually opening a bottle of wine or a cold beer is a mundane action, something that happens as you make small talk with your companion or amongst your pals. But with the Handlebar–a bottle opener with an old-time villainous mustache shape for a handle–we think you’ll be compelled to add a bit of sinister flair to the occasion. Twitch your nose, curse the forces of good, shake your fist at the sky, twirl your mustache/corkscrew tips, and then get on with it, because the joke is now over and your friends are still thirsty and now annoyed. Opens both wine and beer bottles.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.