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Handlebar Mustache Bottle Opener

Handlebar Mustache Bottle Opener

Usually opening a bottle of wine or a cold beer is a mundane action, something that happens as you make small talk with your companion or amongst your pals. But with the Handlebar–a bottle opener with an old-time villainous mustache shape for a handle–we think you’ll be compelled to add a bit of sinister flair to the occasion. Twitch your nose, curse the forces of good, shake your fist at the sky, twirl your mustache/corkscrew tips, and then get on with it, because the joke is now over and your friends are still thirsty and now annoyed. Opens both wine and beer bottles.

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