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You might not be able to teach man’s best friend to fetch beer, but he can at least open one for you. Bark4Beer is making “come” the most important trick your dog knows with the first ever dog collar bottle opener. You’ll never waste time scrounging around for a bottle opener—if you know where your dog is you know where your bottle opener is. And if you do find a way to teach Spot to actually get the beer too, let us know.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.