cheers-mother-fucker-flask

Usually flasks have some kind of pretentious fancy engraved lettering bullshit on them that are meant to look classy. But sometimes you don’t want to fill your flask with the top shelf. Sometimes you just want to get hammered without buying drinks and there ain’t nothing classy about it. The Cheers Mother Fucker Flask by In God We Trust ain’t pretending to be anything other than a way to get shitfaced whenever you feel like it.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.