Black Decker Alligator Lopper Electric Chain Saw

If you thought your collection of tools was already complete you would be wrong. The Black & Decker Alligator Lopper Electric Chain Saw is the lawn maintenance version of the Jaws of Life (complete with menacing face and teeth) and you know what that means – it will cut through just about anything you put inside of its mouth. This might be the first (and probably only) reason you will enjoy doing yard work.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.