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Bacon Maple Ale

Bacon Maple Ale

Bacon, maple syrup and beer (otherwise known as the perfect breakfast) have come together to create one unholy, yet highly delicious substance. Bacon Maple Ale, the result of a collaboration between Voodoo Donut and Rogue, goes well with donuts or pork—or perhaps donuts covered in pork if you’re into that sort of thing. (That sort of thing being heart attacks.) It’s kind of a funny coincidence that the bottle is “Pepto-pink” considering this stuff probably causes indigestion. (All the best food stuffs usually do.) This sweet and savory beverage can be bought by the bottle online, or by the case at a Rogue Ales Pop-up store if you happen live in southern Portland.

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