326’s Sound-Activated Drum Light | Cool Material
326's Sound-Activated Drum Light

326’s Sound-Activated Drum Light

Remember that gadget where you’d clap and the lights would turn on? Creatively named “The Clapper” (in retrospect, it sounds like an over-the-counter Chlamydia medication)? Yeah, those were lame. But this Drum Light from 326 isn’t. It’s a snare with a sound-activated light inside. Smack it, and it instantly turns on. Do it again, and it’s off. The vellum drum skin gives the light a soft warm dispersion, so you can use it as a sex light. Er, for mood lighting. Made in New Zealand. Obviously. Those dudes are crazy down there.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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