The-Worlds-Sharpest-Axe

Have you ever tried to cut something with a dull knife? Depending on what you’re cutting, it can feel like you’re sawing a blade down on a spongy loaf of bread. Now, those same issues can arise with your ax, only the result won’t just be a mangled dinner. When your ax isn’t sharp, it’s far easier for the blade to slip off the target and zero in on various body parts. Lucky for your legs, there’s The World’s Sharpest Axe. Crafted by Council Tool in North Carolina, the head of this ax is made from 5160-grade alloy steel and will hold its edge ridiculously well. Sporting a broad 4 1/2″ face and a shock absorbing American hickory grain handle, this tree-killer performs as good as it looks.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.