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This is a tobacco product. This is not to be used for anything other than the inhalation and storage of tobacco-related paraphernalia. Wink, wink. The SMOcan portable smoking system is the Swiss Army knife of paraphernalia. It grinds (twice), it stores a lighter and a pipe and a poking stick, has expandable chambers and is available in a number of colors and options. It’s only slightly less convenient than being able to “set it and forget it” because you still have to take the pipe out an actually smoke your “tobacco,” but otherwise it’s infomercial simple in terms of operation. It’s also waterproof, dishwasher safe and available in five different colors.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.