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This is the last flashlight you will ever buy. The Light for Life Flashlight has LED lights rated for over 50,000 hours and it only takes 90 seconds to recharge. Since most flashlights take 4-12 hours to recharge, we’re not sure how it works, but we imagine there’s some sort of sorcery involved.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.