Leg Opener

Guys have, out of necessity, invented bizarre and ingenious ways to open beers.  Fair enough when you’re out at the tailgate, but when at home, substitute ingenuity for class, and, ideally, some sexy.  The Leg Opener is just that: a sexy female leg cast in stainless steel, complete with stiletto for popping the tops of your brews.  Using it was the most action we’ve gotten in a long time.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.