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Leg Opener

Leg Opener

Guys have, out of necessity, invented bizarre and ingenious ways to open beers.  Fair enough when you’re out at the tailgate, but when at home, substitute ingenuity for class, and, ideally, some sexy.  The Leg Opener is just that: a sexy female leg cast in stainless steel, complete with stiletto for popping the tops of your brews.  Using it was the most action we’ve gotten in a long time.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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