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Rather than knowing what a lush you really are, people will just think that you’ve got rockin’ taste in key chains. Actually your friends will think the fact that this skull key chain doubles as a bottle opener is even more bad-ass. The Golden Skull Bottle Opener accents your personal tastes and drinking habits nicely, but keeps your mom from realizing that her son can’t even leave the house without having a bottle opener on his hip.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.