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As guys, we don’t know the first thing about presenting a gift.  We usually load up on Dollar Store gift bags, jam a few pieces of crumpled up tissue paper in there along with the gift and hand it over like we were some kindergartner offering up a piece of hand-painted macaroni art.  With any of these Rapping Papers we can at least guarantee a chuckle that is not associated with our awful wrapping job and abundance of tape.  Each comes printed with different rap lyrics right on the paper.  We can bank on classics like “Rappers Delight” or Run DMC’s “It’s Like That” making enough of an impression that our poor gift choice may just be overlooked.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.