Douchebag Citation

We all know them, and unfortunately we all encounter them on an all-too-frequent basis. Douchebags.  No, not literal douchebags…if you’re encountering the actual feminine hygiene product frequently, you are either a gynecologist or a creep. We’re talking about the turds that pop their collars, park like assholes, and generally make you lose faith in humanity’s future. Now there’s a way to tell those folks that they are, in fact, total douches. Check the appropriate box, put it on their desk/wind shield/doorstep/or slam it into their gaping mouth, and go along your day knowing you did the world a service letting them know they aren’t.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.