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Douchebag Citation

Douchebag Citation

We all know them, and unfortunately we all encounter them on an all-too-frequent basis. Douchebags.  No, not literal douchebags…if you’re encountering the actual feminine hygiene product frequently, you are either a gynecologist or a creep. We’re talking about the turds that pop their collars, park like assholes, and generally make you lose faith in humanity’s future. Now there’s a way to tell those folks that they are, in fact, total douches. Check the appropriate box, put it on their desk/wind shield/doorstep/or slam it into their gaping mouth, and go along your day knowing you did the world a service letting them know they aren’t.

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