Executive-Elite-Marshmallow-Blaster

Coming out on top in the struggle for power in the office requires quick thinking, strategy and of course lots of marshmallows. Office hijinks just got serious with the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster. This pump action projectile weapon fires marshmallows up to 40 feet, sure to make it all the way from your cubical to that corner office you know you deserve. It arrives in a briefcase so no one will suspect that you’re packing treats.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.