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Coming out on top in the struggle for power in the office requires quick thinking, strategy and of course lots of marshmallows. Office hijinks just got serious with the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster. This pump action projectile weapon fires marshmallows up to 40 feet, sure to make it all the way from your cubical to that corner office you know you deserve. It arrives in a briefcase so no one will suspect that you’re packing treats.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.