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Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster

Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster

Coming out on top in the struggle for power in the office requires quick thinking, strategy and of course lots of marshmallows. Office hijinks just got serious with the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster. This pump action projectile weapon fires marshmallows up to 40 feet, sure to make it all the way from your cubical to that corner office you know you deserve. It arrives in a briefcase so no one will suspect that you’re packing treats.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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