ak47aquafire

Cubicle warfare is serious business, so leave your Nerf guns, Super Soakers, and annoying doodads at home – you need the AK47 Aqua Fire. Inheriting most of the traits of it’s bullet spewing older brother (inexpensive, durable, easy to use, quick fire), the AK47 Aqua Fire shoots four water “bullets” per second, has a removable magazine, and most importantly – doesn’t require any pumping. This is the only weapon that will leave you high and dry in the midst of an office conflict and for once that’s not a bad thing.

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A pocket square is a touch of old school class. It’s an element that casually lets people know you’re a gentleman. This knife from Gerber borrows its name from the humble pocket square because it too is sharp and dressy. Eschewing superfluous design elements for a sleek, clean appearance, the Gerber Pocket Square Knife is refined and mature. The machined aluminum handle is paired with a 3” drop point blade and an ambidextrous thumb lift for one stunning folder. If James Bond relied on a pocket knife, this would be it.