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Cubicle warfare is serious business, so leave your Nerf guns, Super Soakers, and annoying doodads at home – you need the AK47 Aqua Fire. Inheriting most of the traits of it’s bullet spewing older brother (inexpensive, durable, easy to use, quick fire), the AK47 Aqua Fire shoots four water “bullets” per second, has a removable magazine, and most importantly – doesn’t require any pumping. This is the only weapon that will leave you high and dry in the midst of an office conflict and for once that’s not a bad thing.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.