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AK47 Aqua Fire

AK47 Aqua Fire

Cubicle warfare is serious business, so leave your Nerf guns, Super Soakers, and annoying doodads at home – you need the AK47 Aqua Fire. Inheriting most of the traits of it’s bullet spewing older brother (inexpensive, durable, easy to use, quick fire), the AK47 Aqua Fire shoots four water “bullets” per second, has a removable magazine, and most importantly – doesn’t require any pumping. This is the only weapon that will leave you high and dry in the midst of an office conflict and for once that’s not a bad thing.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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