ak47aquafire

Cubicle warfare is serious business, so leave your Nerf guns, Super Soakers, and annoying doodads at home – you need the AK47 Aqua Fire. Inheriting most of the traits of it’s bullet spewing older brother (inexpensive, durable, easy to use, quick fire), the AK47 Aqua Fire shoots four water “bullets” per second, has a removable magazine, and most importantly – doesn’t require any pumping. This is the only weapon that will leave you high and dry in the midst of an office conflict and for once that’s not a bad thing.

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