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Mixing business and pleasure might be frowned upon, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have business cards on you at all times. You never know when you’re going to run into a potential business partner – or a free lunch fishbowl – so best to be prepared. Unless you want to advertise the fact you’re only as serious as a crumpled business card, you need a card holder. Something just the right amount of flashy and memorable. Like a silver card case engraved with “I’m CEO…bitch” Based on his success, taking a page out of Zuckerberg’s book isn’t a bad business decision.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.