We shared our love for certain Kirkland products not long ago, but we have to say that for as much as we prize our Costco membership, we can’t match the enthusiasm (albeit, drunken) of Randy Colpek. Colpek staged a series of commercials for Kirkland Light, and why the brand hasn’t hired him yet is beyond us. Watch as Colpek plays Kool-Aid Man over and over, jumping through his 48-pack brick wall to deliver a plethora of reasons why you too should drink the affordable light beer. “Kirkland Light, available in 48 packs where you buy your pants.” Gold, Randy. Gold.

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.