Verbifying nouns used to be reserved for the pretentious percentage of the population with multiple seasonal homes, but it isn’t anymore. Now you can Google it and Facebook it and Yelp it and Twitter it. Each of these (over)sharing services have options for geo-location, so the 500 people you haven’t talked to since high school will all think you’re super cool. But what about rating girls on the street, kid’s slides and the blast radius of melons? Jotly it.