We never thought we’d ever have to fight the sun, but it’s good to know we have options now. Drake Anthony, or as he’s known on YouTube,”styropyro,” has created a working 200-Watt laser bazooka out of scrap and salvaged projector parts. Anthony’s description of the laser gets a little scientific, as it should, but we’ll sum it up for you. This thing will melt your eyes faster than the sun. It’s a literal lightsaber. He doesn’t call it that, probably because Disney would sue him so thoroughly they’d own his DNA, but we all know what it is. If you have a minute, check this guy out, but for the sake of your eyes, don’t try any of it at home.

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Unzip your coat and have some mulled wine on the house—you’ve arrived at your final gifting destination: The Holiday Gift Guide. It’s like your friendly neighborhood one-stop holiday shop, except instead of balsa wood ornaments, ours is packed with thoughtful gifts for everyone on your list. Future heirlooms, small-but-significant stocking stuffers, and gear for getting out there (or staying in)—are all right here. There’s no music playing in the background though, so you’ll just have to hum Bing Crosby while you click around instead.

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