The perfect pair of socks is the closest most of us will get to starting a fashion revolution in the office. Even the most uptight, pretentious, douchey corporate culture allows us the latitude to wear some awesome socks. Just because you can’t wear a real leg holstered bowie knife to work (as much as you probably want to) doesn’t mean there can’t be one on your socks. Or maybe you wanna go with some funky colors or a crazy face? Whatever your artistic poison, the 60% combed cotton, 20% nylon, 12% polyester, 8% spandex combination (along with the seamless toe closure and the deep heal pocket) will help you “add a dagger to your swagger”. It could also just keep you less bored at work.