If you’re the kind of guy that likes to be unique, you’re probably intimately familiar with Threadless – the do-it-yourself art competition turned popularity contest. But there’s only one type of guy that keeps his shirt on when he gets wet, and you don’t want to be that guy. Shortomatic solves that by doing for board shorts what Threadless did for t-shirts. Design and create your own board shorts, or pick from a large selection of other artists. Now that you can call it art, you can use whatever you want to cover your ass.