Nixon makes bags, belts, wallets, clothes, accessories, iPhone cases and fifty-five other things you probably thought about making at one point or another while intoxicated. Then you sobered up and realized that there’s one thing you do and you do it really well. For Nixon, that one thing is watches. Nixon’s The Trader is the newest watch in their Elite collection. It’s a custom titanium carbide coated stainless steel time keeping behemoth with a double locking butterfly clasp. Each one is individually numbered and features seven hands to keep track of day, date, blood pressure, susceptibility to diseases, height, weight, etc. Seriously though, it’s huge, it’s black and the only prisoner it’s taking is your wallet.