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Unless you’ve been hibernating in your underground bunker for the last few weeks, you’re well aware that the zombie apocalypse is upon us (just like the Mayans predicted). We’re no suckers, we know there are a few steps we’ve got to take before any Walkers coming strolling into our neck of the woods. Besides settling on the ideal blunt object, we’ve got to have our attire in order. This is what we’re thinking.

1. J.Crew Irish Linen Camp Shirt- $88
2. Titanium Instructor Tactical Belt – $90
3. Light for Life Tactical Flashlight – $180
4. Scottevest 22 Pocket Vest – $100
5. Smartwool Adventurer Socks – $17+
6. Native Jimmy Boots – $90
7. Kitanica PNT XA Pants – $160
8. Katadyn MyBottle Personal Water Purifier – $60
9. Vortex 8 x 42 Diamondback Binoculars – $220
10. Windmill Delta Stormproof Lighter – $33
11. Tuff Writer Frontline Tactical Pen – $90
12. Sitka S-type Gearslinger Backpack – $139
13. TAC Survival Bracelet – $21

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.