V-day-900

Like it or not, the status of Valentine’s Day as a Hallmark Holiday is irrelevant. It doesn’t matter if we believe that because she doesn’t. Even the most frugal, “I don’t want chocolates and flowers” types secretly want to impress their co-workers with stories of romance and intrigue. Gentlemen, you’re not savages, so give her what she wants. This is everything you need to dress it up a bit for a night on the town, an escape to a hotel, or just some quality alone time. Just remember, don’t screw this up or she might forget about Steak & BJ Day next month.

1. J. Crew Heart Boxers – $19

2. Red Richer Poorer Socks – $12

3. TSOVET SVT-QS40 – $360

4. Hotel Tonight App (Android and iOS) – Free

5. I Effing Love You Valentine’s Day Card – $5

6. Kaweco Liliput Al Fountain Pen – $55

7. Bonobos Power Cords – $98

8. Ensign Pea Coat – $170

9. Jack Robie “Luke” Shirt – $105

10. Jack Spade Bones Money Clip – $65

geekey-if2

In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.