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There’s no way that we (or any man other than Swanson himself) could fully address the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness with any amount of Decked Out posts. Hell, it wouldn’t even be possible to emulate half of the things if we shaved our heads, unfriended all the people we went to high school with on Facebook and switched to a completely protein based diet. But seeing as how Parks and Recreation comes back for a fifth season this week, we’re gonna take a crack at it anyways. Here’s everything you need to put a little more Swanson in your life.

1. Best Made Co. Hudson Bay Axe – $250
2. Ace x Billykick Comb Case – $45
3. Sizzling Bacon Candle – $16
4. Polo Ralph Lauren Plaid Sport Shirt – $98
5. Dangerous Threads Heavy Duty Brown Leather Belt – $25
6. Dockers Signature Khaki Coffee Bean – $58
7. Citizen Eco Drive Calibre 2100 Watch – $447
8. Oregon Wild Hair Moustache Wax – $10
9. Traditional Metal Lunchbox – $66
10. Messograf Caliper Pen – $28
11. Standard Green Coffee Mug – $11
12. Florsheim Berkley Loafers – $100

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[Shop]  Just like the stash boxes that lined your father’s workbench back in the day, these metal vessels are ideal for all sorts of loose necessities. The two cases—the smaller one is nestled inside the larger one—are both made of durable stamped steel and offer simple, attractive storage for EDC gear, loose nuts and bolts, or anything you’d normally toss in your kitchen junk drawer. Each set is made in Italy and comes in a stealth color exclusive to Cool Material. For all the valuable knickknacks strewn around the house or tossed haphazardly on your workbench, these boxes are ready to placate your inner organizational fiend.