mormons

mormons

It’s no longer “appropriate” to have gratuitous pictures of women hanging on your cubicle walls at work.  You can’t even hang up cute pictures of your puppies and kittens (Come on man, we know they aren’t really your girlfriends, she’s allergic to cats.) without getting some level of scorn from the fellow denizens of Dunder Mifflin.  But if you slap a bunch of numbers and occasionally some words on them, you have a one-way trip to productivity and TPS report nirvana. You say gratuitous imagery, I say time reckoning device.  So long Dilbert, leave the muffins.

Telegraph delivers with a selection of delicious (Hot Mormon Muffins), rock-solid (Men on a Mission), morbid (Zombie Pin-Ups), tawdry (“Hot Chicks in Coffins” [Tentative title]), and downright pointless (you can figure this one out) calendars that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even hurl. Mormonism has never been so cool.

geekey-if2

In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.