The truth is, second place isn’t really all that bad. You almost won. You almost finished at the top of your field. If you’re Earnhardt, Sr. or one half of shake and bake, second just isn’t good enough. If you’re not first; you’re last. Second place is the first loser. Now there are decals to constantly remind you that everyone currently eating your dust is, well, losing. Slap a set of the Objects in Mirror Are Losing decals (branded with the likes of Subaru, Chevy, Mini, Mazda and plenty of others, if you like) on your ride and enjoy the constant reminder that you’re in first place.
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Huckberry’s Essential Holiday Gift Guide
Unzip your coat and have some mulled wine on the house—you’ve arrived at your final gifting destination: The Holiday Gift Guide. It’s like your friendly neighborhood one-stop holiday shop, except instead of balsa wood ornaments, ours is packed with thoughtful gifts for everyone on your list. Future heirlooms, small-but-significant stocking stuffers, and gear for getting out there (or staying in)—are all right here. There’s no music playing in the background though, so you’ll just have to hum Bing Crosby while you click around instead.
