Michelangelo Two Bike Gravity Stand

There are a few universal facts we all know:  the sun rises in the east, things fall towards the center of the earth, Indiana Jones 4 was the cinematic equivalent of being beaten with a chain, etcetera etcetera.  Also on that list is the fact that bicycles are the most awkward of shapes, and subsequently are a total bitch to store away.  Enter Michelangelo’s Two Bike Gravity stand.   It’s a stand that uses only the clever application of gravity to gracefully store away your ride(s).   With the extra space in your home, you can sit down and write a letter to Spielberg and Lucas asking them what the F they were smoking.

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.