Holy shitballs, Batman… Mercedes apparently makes a tank. Who knew. Granted, it doesn’t have cat tracks and a giant fuckoff cannon strapped to the front, but seriously, look at it. It’s a goddamned tank. It’s also perhaps the best vehicle ever to have on hand for the zombie apocalypse: 18-inches of ground clearance, hydraulic ventilated disc brakes, armor plating, and full combat radio jamming systems, to jam those zombie radio frequencies. Right. Anyway, good word Mercedes. Now hopefully you’ll stop making minivans.
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