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On an average day, how much do you really learn at work? More importantly, did you learn anything that’s useful? Justin Bieber is secretly satan? Old news. The Westboro Baptist Church is unpopular? So 2010. Sharepoint is kind of a huge pain in the ass? Just kidding about that last one, we don’t even know what Sharepoint is. Most of the information you glean comes from pop tabloids because that’s what gets left in the 3′ x 6′ steel cubicle you call your “office.” Upgrade the reading material in your stall with our partner The Toilet Paper. Not your average toilet paper, THE Toilet Paper – as in the email digest that’s perfect for 10-15 minute “meetings.” Learn an incomprehensibly large amount of otherwise useless things about Diet Coke, Charlie Sheen and golf (and that was just today’s) in a format that’s witty, digestible and will help you pass the time. If we weren’t busy writing this, we’d be reading it in the “office” right now.

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