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If you’re anything like us (and the guys at The Toilet Paper) the only part of the 9-5 that’s truly enjoyable (someone has to work so Christina Hendricks can get the support even Victoria can’t give her) is the few minutes you get alone in the can. The problem of course is the fact that you can’t get any serious business done in there. You don’t want to be seen bringing a book in there so reading is out and you can’t figure out how to take off that stupid “Sent from my iPhone” notifier so e-mail is out.

Enter The Toilet Paper.

The product description reads – “Two-plied with wit and quilted with cool, The Toilet Paper is a free email that mixes current events into a water-cooler-ready shot of knowledge. Busting out astounding facts, stats and all-around kickass info, in just two minutes, you’ll be down with what is up. Roll with us and get smart.” – and (for once) we’re inclined to agree. Everything you need to be in the know, now, is in their daily e-mail and it’s chock full of so many numbers, quotes, facts, and lists that you’ll never get outdone again by the lady from Accounting.

Don’t get caught with your pants down (and nothing to read) – check out The Toilet Paper, because it may be the only thing more indispensable than toilet paper.

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