Hyper-Realistic-Paintings-by-Hilo-Chen

We’re pretty sure that Hilo Chen is actually a robot in disguise because his paintings are so photo-realistic that it’s the only solution that makes sense. There’s just no way a mere mortal could capture the intricacies like he does. Things like sweat glistening on boobs, pussy placement (talking about the cat, get your mind out of the gutter), side boob, and the way a bikini hangs on a girls hips. Now that we have your attention, check out some of his work.

Further evidence to support our claims: He’s almost 70 now and yet he still has the concentration, memory, and motor skills to paint perfect tits and ass. Ok, we’ll entertain the idea he might be part demigod instead of robot, but one thing is for sure – as long as he keeps painting like this we don’t give a shit.

[via Like Cool]

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